PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An